This challenge is brought to you by Christopher Robin was Murdered.
Theme: A story narrated by an inanimate, man-made object. Unlike the traditional "it narrative," you don't have to follow your item from the factory to the grave. You can if you want, but the choice is yours. You don't even have to use a real object. Just make sure you've got a man-made inanimate object narrating your story, the rest is up to you.
Word Limit: Two thousand and five hundred.
The challenge ended on Monday, March 31, 2008 at Midnight, Hub of the Universe Time.